You thought the scariest thing about attending a huge party of your relatives was Aunt Hilda pinching your cheek, or Uncle Wilbur telling you about the Great War, again, or those cousins from across town who giggle uncontrollably whenever you walk by. But those uncomfortable moments pale in comparison to the terror that underlies the upcoming Uxbridge family picnic. One of your uncles has found a remote natural meadow and invited the whole clan for a soiree au naturale, with free food and drink. Before nightfall, it will be more than mosquitoes chasing you for your blood!
“Family Reunion” was begun by Matt, finished by Noah, and is offered here as this week’s One-Page Scenario.